Chinese adoption and funeral ridiculous rumors

News of the world is reporting a new ridiculous story that Britney is planning on adopting Chinese twins: "The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon... Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed." This smells like lies, possibly either from the media or K-Fed. The story continues to say that not only is she planning on adopting twins, but she is also planning her own funeral... "And in another worrying move for the former Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN funeral," says NOTW.

This all makes no sense at all. Another day, another drama, for Britney Spears. What lies will they think up next to try to bring her down?